Thursday, August 16, 2007

once again, my five-year-old renders me speechless

Ezra (as I am unbuckling him from his car seat): Mommy, does your penis ever stick straight up?

Me (thinking I'm cleverly derailing this line of questioning): Do I have a penis?

Ezra (after a pause): Does your vagina ever stick straight up?

2 comments:

Someday Scientist said...

well if you think about it, it kinda does.. just up into your body (albeit not "straight" up) and not up into the air?

Stacy said...

holy hilariousness.