Ezra (as I am unbuckling him from his car seat): Mommy, does your penis ever stick straight up?
Me (thinking I'm cleverly derailing this line of questioning): Do I have a penis?
Ezra (after a pause): Does your vagina ever stick straight up?
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well if you think about it, it kinda does.. just up into your body (albeit not "straight" up) and not up into the air?
holy hilariousness.
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