Me: So [my second cousin] Nate is off to play baseball with a German league for the next six months.
Stupiddaddy [pouring some honey on his challah]: Wow. Cool.
Me: Yeah. Marcia [his mom] said she has mixed feelings about him playing for Germany. Can you believe it? I mean, what are these people still holding against Germany?
Stupiddaddy: Seriously. It's 2008, folks. But can you imagine--your mom must be aghast.
Me: Yeah.
[pause]
Stupiddaddy: Hey--get it? Aghast? A-gassed?
[hysterical laughter]
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seriously...completely awful. i'm smiling fiercely as i type this and feeling so much less guilty for doing so by giving y'all the appropriate scolding.
he's a keeper, that stupiddaddy seriously...i love a man who can pun like that!!
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