Him: You wanna have sex tonight?
Me: My eye hurts.
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6 comments:
Heh heh heh.
Happy Anniversary!
Actually, our anniversary's not till August, but thank you!
I like to think that if it were last night, I would have been more of a trooper.
Why does your eye hurt?
It doesn't hurt now. We were outside and walking towards each other and I realized that my right eye was all of a sudden aching and decided to say something about it just as he was asking me about the s-e-x--it was "on deck" as an utterance and so without thinking about it I kind of said it as a response to his question.
ahhh, the romance.
LOL, that's so my house :)
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