As if I needed more evidence that motherhood has taken its toll on me:
a) Last night as I was getting undressed, long after the kids went to bed, I discovered a crayon in my bra.
b) What with my formerly ample and now deflated boobs, there was room for it in that right cup--so much room that I didn't notice its presence until hours after it had been placed there.
And just the other day I was remarking to Stupid Daddy that my muffin top had become more like a fallen souffle. Talk about adding insult to injury.
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Yeah! I can relate..the other night..same thing happened to me, only it was enough change for me to be able to make a long distance phone call on a payphone! How did I not feel all that change just sitting in my bra...? How sad :(
you make me laugh out loud, yet again. oh, the little humiliations of motherhood.
Awwww, I know how you feel.I wish just one day something that embarrassing would happen to my husband.
Jillian
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