Monday, March 10, 2008

this was supposed to stop happening when the gray hairs arrived

How was my weekend? Thanks for asking. It was all right, I guess. I spent most of it tending to this:


What's that? You can't see it very well? Okay; maybe this will help:


This zit was so big, and so really in there, that I actually had to forgo my usual stomach-lying sleeping position because of the pain, what with the very soft pillow just jamming into it.

But I'm happy to report that after three days of totally living it up on my chin like some obnoxious, hotel room-trashing supermodel, the zit appears to be losing some of its oomph. I should be able to go out in public without my burka in no time.

2 comments:

Stacy said...

those sorts of pimples--when I get them--are usually caused by me stressing out about something. I hate them. and you are hilarious, as usual.

Jessica said...

I really hate it when they interfere with your sleep patterns.

I am a squisher.